The Ballad of Joe

So as I went to take a post and put it on here today I found that I am not going to post every single entry because the last three before this were stupid! I guess I will just take the one's that aren;t stupid and boring. This entry tells the story of the first Joe. At the time I was with Jeff I guess you can call it. He was the one who taught me everything I know about sex! Though he is very yucky at the time I didnt think so I guess. I am glad that I had him to teach me everything because apparantly thats how I became amazing. Well this tells the story of how I ended up having sex with Joe which ultimatley ended me and Jeff and started my crazy years.By the way before we go any furhter let me give you some facts!
FACT #1: My Grandma is a old alcoholic CRAZY! Lady! She has always been insane and acts crazy all the tme!
FACT #2: Neither of my parents had any idea about all of this so it isint they're fault though some would say it is.
FACT #3: Though I was a bit of a whore it was all in good fun!
6:55 p.m. - 2002-03-19
What's been going on well probably nuttin huh your a diary you don't do anything except sit here and wait fo me to come and write to you. you poor starved thing you can't go out and have fun. FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE SEX!! AHHH..... Well the same goes for me to so don't feel all that bad. I'm still searching for the one who's going to do more than just make my thighs quiver. Spring break's all most here and I'm busy..busy...busy. I'm going to go to my Dad's house which should prove to be a BAD experience. Why well here's a story for ya. Are ya listening? Okay good. I went over to see my Grandmas new apartment one day. I was with my mom and Mat. But anyway she wasn't there so we sat in the driveway for a minute because we saw someone walking down the road. It was her and this fucking hot hot hot guy mmm...... okay well we went in and we had to sit on the floor because she only had 2 chairs. Well me and Mat were goofing around and Mat happened to notice that this guy had a big package. We always seem to notice things like that. Well that night my mom ended up taking him home and it turned out he lived by my dad in Beverton. Weeks went by and I din't see him for a looooooooooong time. Then I had to go to the school administration building to fight for orchesta right's and stuff. That was right down the road from my Grandma so I walked down there and he was there. I gave him a hug. WOO a hug. Well my Grandma was pretty drunk so she dozed off on to bed. When she did Joe looked at me and began to tell me how beutiful I was since I had a boyfriend for all most 4 years I shrugged it off. Then he got up and grabbed me and kissed me on the cheek. That I didn't find to be that big of a deal. But then he kissed me. A real big wet kiss to. The thing was I loved it WOOOO DID I EVER!!! GOD JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT MAN TURNS ME ON. But anyway to shorten it up a bit a few day's later we fucked and HE had A HUGGEE 10' COCK and I loved all 10 of it. Since then I've only seen him once we didn't have sex but we did a few other things. But anyway I'm going to my dad's house which isint to far away from my secret lover so I'm going to be in heat lol. Well not really but I'll just be kinda wantin something but that's okay. Really spring break won't be too much fun just some wandering around in the sun. Wow this is really long hehe... that was the wrong thing to say. It's allmost summer time. This is about the time my life actually get's more exciting. The winter is boring in the life of this rebel. AHH Mat's old english teacher Mr.Peltier or how ever you spell it is here he looks a lot like Humpty Dumpty with Suspenders lol... I'm serious he really does. It's funny. Ohh yeah I am over the whole teacher thing. It's not that big of a deal any more. I don't really want him that much any more. I would jump at the chance if he asked but I'm not like I was before. So that's really good huh... well I suppose I better go I need to go home and eat. Have fun doing nothing maybe Friday I'll take ya out Diary!! -Sexy-